Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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