it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he was CRYING into my vagina
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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