Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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