i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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