What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
