why didn't you poke me back
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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