and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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