Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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