i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
