If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
