I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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