erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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