i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
