Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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