I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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