Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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