we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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