Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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