how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It's no shave November. This is our time.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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