Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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