I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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