worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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