Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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