no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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