Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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