All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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