so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
