i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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