I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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