ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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