I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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