In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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