there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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