Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i wish my penis had a tongue
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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