But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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