Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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