she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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