it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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