just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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