Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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