My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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