I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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