My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
