So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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