Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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