just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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