sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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