all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I didn't notice because vodka
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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