He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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