Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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