i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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