we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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