So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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